> бред, чтобы их поставить надо как минимум знать свое железо + команд
> 30 с вики мастхэвно прочитать либо с арчевой, либо с гентушной, так же и со слакой и фрей, без справки там не
> реально что-либо сделать самому.

Бред современных "вики-знатоков".
Нужен доступ к ману и всего лишь общее понимание самого принципа установки.

Когда-то, ради трол^W лулзов, минут за двадцать накидал установку бзди "пердолингом", с ноля на ссд c ручным выравниванием и "консолей с UTF-8":

 
## На самом деле можно запустить partedit/bsdconfig diskmgmt
% gpart create -s gpt da0                                                                                           
% gpart add -t freebsd-boot -s 512k -a4k -l boot da0                                                                
% gpart bootcode -b /boot/pmbr -p /boot/gptboot -i1 da0                                                             
% gpart add -t freebsd-ufs -l rootfs -b 1m -s 2g da0                                                                
% newfs -U -t /dev/gpt/rootfs  

  

     
## опять же, bsdinstall умеет в это                                                                         
# mount /dev/gpt/rootfs /mnt                                                                                        
% fetch ftp.freebsd.org/pub/FreeBSD/releases/amd64/<очередная версия>/kernel.txz -o /tmp                            
% fetch ftp.freebsd.org/pub/FreeBSD/releases/amd64/<очередная версия>/base.txz -o /tmp     
% sha256 /tmp/kernel.txz /tmp/base.txz
% more /usr/local/share/freebsd/MANIFESTS/amd64-<версия>                   
# cd /mnt                                                                                                           
# tar xpf /tmp/base.txz                                                                                             
# tar xpf /tmp/kernel.txz                                                                                           
# chroot  -u root .                                                                                                 
# ee etc/fstab                                                                                                      
# echo "vasyan_user:  :lang=ru_RU.UTF-8: :charset=UTF-8:" >> /etc/login.conf                                        
# cap_mkdb /etc/login.conf

                                                                                    
# adduser                                                                                                           
Username: vasyan                                                                                                    
Full name: Pupkin Vasya                                                                                             
Login class [default]: vasyan_user                                                                                  
Home directory [/home/vasyan]:                                                                                      
OK? (yes/no): yes                                                                                                   
# su -l vasyan -c "locale" | head -1                                                                                
LANG=ru_RU.UTF-8                                                                                                    
# echo keymap= \"/usr/share/vt/keymaps/ru.kbd\" >> /etc/rc.conf                                                                
# echo hostname=\"vasyan-net\" >> /etc/rc.conf                                                                      
# echo ifconfig_em0=\"DHCP\" >> /etc/rc.conf                                                                        
# echo wlans_iwn0=wlan0 >> /etc/rc.conf                                                                             
# echo ifconfig_wlan0=\"WPA DHCP\" >> /etc/rc.conf                                                                  
# wpa_passphrase vasyan-wifi |grep -v "#psk" > /etc/wpa_supplicant.conf                                             
# ^D                                                                                                                
# cd                                                                                                                
# umount /mnt